The Long List - R&J

Dirty Comments - Act One, Scenes One-Five

• "While we were interchanging thrusts and blows..."
• "Ere we may think her ripe..."
• "Such comfort as do lusty men feel."
• "Among fresh female buds."
• "Crush a cup of wine."
• "When it did taste the wormwood on the nipple..."
• "This unbound lover."
• "Nay, bigger!"
• "Women grow by men."
• "I would say thou hadst sucked wisdom from they teat!"
• "You will set cock-a-hoop!"
• "You are a saucy boy."
• "I am too sore enpierced with his shaft."
• "...be rough with love."
• "Makes me flesh tremble..."
• "I will withdraw; but this intrusion shall..."
• "That dreamers often lie."
• "Her wagon spokes..."
• "...foul sluttish hairs."
• "...lets to bed."
• "This is the hag, when maids lie on their backs that presses them..."
• "...blows us from ourselves."
• "On, lusty gentlemen."
• "They unwashed too..."
• "Blessed my rude hand."

Wow. That's a lot of foulness to type up. Hope you enjoy though...

What is Melanie listening to right now?: The Real - Nevertheless

I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts...

Happy ACROSS THE UNIVERSE DAY! Or at least in my world it is. Probably February 5 in yours...but no matter! Also DANCING DAY for those of you 'involved" people trying out for Footloose. (Involved being a state of mind). Not that I frown upon being involved in extracurricular activities. It looks good on the college applications I hear. I wish bunches of luck to you all!

Today in English, we began reading the Shakespearean classic, Romeo and Juliet. And let me tell you...it is DIRTY! I enjoyed it way too much. Plus being able to brandish weapons in the same room as Mrs. Wallenberg was nice...even if the maximum amount of damage one could inflict would be a good bruise... So now, to honor the dirtiness of Romeo and Juliet, I will be posting a log. Of everything dirty they say. Feel free to skip it if it means nothing to you. I won't be *sniffle* offended...*sob*

Dirty Comments - Act One, Scene One (<--- Crimson, for bloodshed...)

• "...thrust his maids to the wall."
• "Me they shall feel while I am able to stand; and 'tis known I am a pretty piece of flesh."
• "What, ho!"
  
• "Draw thy tool!"
• "My naked weapon is out."
• "Give me my long sword, ho!"

MORE REASONS TO WASH YOURSELF TOMORROW!

What is Melanie listening to right now?: The Birds and the Bees - Breathe Carolina
^ Breathe Carolina...check 'em out!
P.S. Hope you feel better, Rich!