The Long List - R&J

Dirty Comments - Act One, Scenes One-Five

• "While we were interchanging thrusts and blows..."
• "Ere we may think her ripe..."
• "Such comfort as do lusty men feel."
• "Among fresh female buds."
• "Crush a cup of wine."
• "When it did taste the wormwood on the nipple..."
• "This unbound lover."
• "Nay, bigger!"
• "Women grow by men."
• "I would say thou hadst sucked wisdom from they teat!"
• "You will set cock-a-hoop!"
• "You are a saucy boy."
• "I am too sore enpierced with his shaft."
• "...be rough with love."
• "Makes me flesh tremble..."
• "I will withdraw; but this intrusion shall..."
• "That dreamers often lie."
• "Her wagon spokes..."
• "...foul sluttish hairs."
• "...lets to bed."
• "This is the hag, when maids lie on their backs that presses them..."
• "...blows us from ourselves."
• "On, lusty gentlemen."
• "They unwashed too..."
• "Blessed my rude hand."

Wow. That's a lot of foulness to type up. Hope you enjoy though...

What is Melanie listening to right now?: The Real - Nevertheless